The $141 Billion Defeat

Jews' Jaws Eight

Shark America Two

Number of Earthquakes in the Past Seven Days: 140

Sometimes, Dear Reader, God tells a joke that makes my belly jiggle; and God gave America a funny sign today which America should take very seriously; but I know it won't; I know America will miss the point like Casey at the Bat letting strikes go by un-swung-at.

Excuse me for laughing, but this is a gut-buster.

You must know the old saying that has drifted over Time to us from the days of Homer, "Whom the god's would destroy they first drive insane", and you may recall that during the last space shuttle flight I said with some certainty that at least one member of the crew would be killed.

Well, the space shuttle Discovery landed, and as far as I saw there were no TV post-landing interviews of the crew, and I wondered for a while if I might have been right, that there might have been a death aboard that was being kept secret; but other things came along and there seemed no value in kicking that dead horse; and I continued telling the story of God's Space War against the United States of America.

Now, Dear Reader, get ready for a good laugh; and remember another old saying, "He who laughs last laughs best".

You may recall that two days ago I established a cartoon metaphor which had Florida as the grip of a pistol.

This, in small part, is what I said:

"Now comes the interesting part, the part where something KATRINA-BAD happens to the United States of America.

"To see the first punch of this two-punch attack see Florida as the hand grip of a pistol, and see the pistol as pointed west, and its muzzle at the temple of God's One True Telepath, who is imprisoned in America's torture-chamber in California."

I went on to say the pattern of tornados that went across the middle of Florida, making the town of Lady Lake famous by destroying it, was the first hit of a two-hit God's Space War attack pattern, cutting off the fingers holding the gun that is pointed at my head.

Now today God tells us this most funny joke. In this joke we see a lady (lake hahaha) astronaut (who flew in the shuttle flight in question) driving along the barrel of that cartoon pistol, past its trigger and its hammer down its grip to the exact latitude of Florida where the tornados passed.

She was driving toward her professional doom at the same time I was presenting that pistol cartoon, peeing and pooping in her diaper, made insane by Cupid, the god of Love, leaving a trail of stench and idiocy in her wake, flushing her glorious career down the toilet, blasting her three children by her betrayal of them; all this to commit a felony against the lover of a lover.

I know, I know, I am being cruel; but you do not know what cruelty is until examine the cruelty of America toward me. God's Space War against the United States of America is do-unto-others war; and America wrote the rules of this war; and the rules are cruel.

So, while there may not been an astronaut killed on that last flight as I had expected (and we still do not know) we saw God destroy one of those astronauts today.

Pardon me as I wipe the tears of laughter from my eyes, but I must note that the God-damned Americans have been trying to drive me insane for 35 years, and a stupidly looney Annapolis graduate warms the cockles of my heart (I so brutalized by the US Navy); but hahaha, I must hahaha, tell you hahaha, God is going to kick the crap out of America when this current Shark America count reaches Zero. It is at Two today, tomorrow is One, Thursday is Zero.