Wednesday, April 11, 2007

The $204 Billion Defeat

Jews Jaws Ten

Shark America Zero

Number of Earthquakes in the Past Seven Days: 214

Note: Expect a Disastrous Earthquake on December 26, 2007

You may be happy to know I wrote a long, boring pieces about Virgilian Christianity today., but spiked it.

This is because my Old Pal God said to me last night, "Blah, blah, blah, Virgil, tell them about your weapon as I asked, and put aside Virgilian Christianity until when they have time to listen to your old stories."

Old stories, indeed. Humph! And Time will kill you before you have time to listen to my old stories, so in effect God is saying, "Shit-can the Virgilian Christianity story, Virgil".

Well, that ruffled my feathers a bit; but God is a good editor, and after pounding out enough words to put you into sleep deep enough for a brain transplant, I realized God is right and it was blah blah blah reporting, and I would not want to read it myself if I were in your shoes.

So, to my weapon, as my Editor insists.

The weapon will go off in the western part of South America, mostly Peru and Chile. You will know it when you see it. It will overcome everything.

Any questions?

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