Monday, April 30, 2007

The $223 Billion Defeat

Jews Jaws Eight

Shark America Two

Number of Earthquakes in the Past Seven Days: 218
Note: Expect a Disastrous Earthquake on December 26, 2007

Looking for the Peru-Chile Event

Today is a big news day at I.C. News. We are aware of how important is our advance documentation of the "accidental" death of the Cardinal baseball pitcher, Josh Hancock.

We apparently stand alone in that awareness, but that's the way we like it. In real journalism, scoop is the name of the game.

Consider this very important sidebar to the great reportage I.C. News has accomplished since its founding some 40 years ago:

I.C. News has documented in advance the deaths of thousands of people over the decades, but focus on the fact that we have documented in advance the "accidental" deaths of two major league pitchers in the past six months.

First, the damned Yankee, Cory Lidle, who crashed into a Manhattan building on October 11; and, second, the damned Cardinal, Josh Hancock, killed on April 29, when the car he was driving crashed into a tow truck stopped at the site of an earlier accident.

We wrote about both those deaths in this blog before they occurred.

These advance documentations are considered so important at I.C. News that it is suggested we read "Josh Hancock" as "John Hancock", the most famous signature on the Declaration of Independence; the metaphorical implication being my own rebellion against America's torture-enslavement of me is entering a new and dynamic phase, and I am about to announce it boldly.

This baseball news is still hot and sizzling on the platter; a bit too hot to bite into; but my first thought is these two deaths are shots across the bow of major league baseball, two deadly warnings that major league baseball is a major target in God's Space War against the United States of America.

That is, we can expect more "accidental" baseball player deaths in the coming months, perhaps many more; and we can expect I.C. News to document them in advance.

The feeling here at I.C. News is that God is going to hit major league baseball hard this season.

In other news, there is something very interesting and very strange, and even very fishy, about the alleged tanker truck explosion that caused the collapse of a section of freeway in Oakland, California.

My nose for news tells me there is something about this event that is deliberately not being reported; or perhaps is not known. My nose has been wrong before, but not often.

At this time I.C. News is considering that freeway-collapse event to be the preamble to, the preparation for, a most serious attack on the San Francisco Bay Area; the first punch of a one-two punch combination.

At the moment, we are looking to Shark America Zero as our estimated date of impact.

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