The $530 Billion Defeat
Jews Jaws Seven Down
Shark America Three Up
Number of Earthquakes in the Past Seven Days: 232
Virgil Kret's Cell Phone Number: (530) 276-4923
Expect a Disastrous Earthquake on December 26, 2008
George W. Bush Will Destroy the World
Looking for the Peru-Chile God Event
Today: Tactics of the Smallville Battle: Give Them a One-Two Punch
Today's code is "53rd Day, Last Year".
Short and sweet, Dear Reader; tonight we write short and sweet.
We have had two very interesting God's Space War hits on the United States of America in the last two days.
One was the erroneously assumed to be accidental death of a police motorcycle officer serving as part of Mrs. Clinton's motorcade in Dallas, Texas.
That was an Act of God's Space War against the United States of America.
Proof is available if it can be demonstrated by me in the established public media, as a reporter, not as an interviewee.
The other of the two God' Space War news events must for today remain secret because the event may have constituted the first use of the secret weapon I have been telling you about for several days, the Fancy Ray Gun; the first use of it in God's Space War Against the United States of America, that is.
I have confirmation on a non-publishable level that the news event was in fact the first use of the Fancy Ray Gun, but that is not enough for this news outfit to run with; so for now I am just watching to see if I see a second use of the Fancy Ray Gun take place. That would move confirmation to the publishable level.
I.C. News needs two uses of the Fancy Ray Gun to establish the hypothesis of the story; and we need three to confirm we have a story. That is how I.C. News judges the validity of God's Space War information..
Said another way, that it happened once is not news; if it were to happen twice it would be big news here at I.C. News; if it were to happen three times, Dear Reader, God will have won God's war against the United States of America.
I have been in this news racket since I was 17 year old cub writing dog track news and professional wrestling for the Pensacola (Florida) Journal, and I have had scoops the like of which you could not bring yourself to believe; and this Fancy Ray Gun story, Dear Reader, is a scooper's scoop.
Meanwhile, the United States of America, basking in its licence to be cruel, unaware of God's furious anger at it, finished the 53rd day of its last year,
Shark America Three Up
Number of Earthquakes in the Past Seven Days: 232
Virgil Kret's Cell Phone Number: (530) 276-4923
Expect a Disastrous Earthquake on December 26, 2008
George W. Bush Will Destroy the World
Looking for the Peru-Chile God Event
Today: Tactics of the Smallville Battle: Give Them a One-Two Punch
Today's code is "53rd Day, Last Year".
Short and sweet, Dear Reader; tonight we write short and sweet.
We have had two very interesting God's Space War hits on the United States of America in the last two days.
One was the erroneously assumed to be accidental death of a police motorcycle officer serving as part of Mrs. Clinton's motorcade in Dallas, Texas.
That was an Act of God's Space War against the United States of America.
Proof is available if it can be demonstrated by me in the established public media, as a reporter, not as an interviewee.
The other of the two God' Space War news events must for today remain secret because the event may have constituted the first use of the secret weapon I have been telling you about for several days, the Fancy Ray Gun; the first use of it in God's Space War Against the United States of America, that is.
I have confirmation on a non-publishable level that the news event was in fact the first use of the Fancy Ray Gun, but that is not enough for this news outfit to run with; so for now I am just watching to see if I see a second use of the Fancy Ray Gun take place. That would move confirmation to the publishable level.
I.C. News needs two uses of the Fancy Ray Gun to establish the hypothesis of the story; and we need three to confirm we have a story. That is how I.C. News judges the validity of God's Space War information..
Said another way, that it happened once is not news; if it were to happen twice it would be big news here at I.C. News; if it were to happen three times, Dear Reader, God will have won God's war against the United States of America.
I have been in this news racket since I was 17 year old cub writing dog track news and professional wrestling for the Pensacola (Florida) Journal, and I have had scoops the like of which you could not bring yourself to believe; and this Fancy Ray Gun story, Dear Reader, is a scooper's scoop.
Meanwhile, the United States of America, basking in its licence to be cruel, unaware of God's furious anger at it, finished the 53rd day of its last year,
posted by Virgil Kret at 7:58 PM
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