Saturday, November 12, 2005

The Secret Story

The Secret Story should be written in Japanese, but I will take a crack it in Yankee Doodle American.
 
The Secret Story comes down to the strong probability that the victory I have been expecting over the so-called nation that enslaves and tortures me, the United States of America, will be far greater than I thought.
 
You understand, Dear Reader, that for me to be victorious I must change the minds of a few hundred million Americans, including several million government pigs, including several hundred thousand media weasels, including all the members of Congress and the Supreme Court, and all that blunt-brained bunch of Republican American Fascists now occupying the White House.   That is, I must convince them that enslaving and torturing God's One True Telepath it is a very, very bad mistake.
 
What I am saying is, something big is about to happen.
 
We have now followed God's current battle map to the final point before America is driven into the sea; and I have described this final skirmish in terms of the classic Japanese swordsmanship maneuver called "Kote-Men", in which the right wrist is cut through, meaning the right hand is cut off, and then rapidly the sword is brought straight down on the opponent's head.
 
In setting up this scene I called the hand the "paw", and said the downward movement of the swift and mighty sword would split the head, neck, and torso in half, completing its cut as it passed between the testicles, one ball falling to the left and one ball falling to the right.
 
I am sure you will agree that this is a lot to accomplish within the next week or so; but The Secret Story gets even better.
 
Not one, but three paws were severed.  This means God's swordsman is fighting three opponents at once, which fits with what I have been saying about "The Tornado of War" made up of Judaism, Christianity and Islam.
 
In order to understand what is about to happen, I mean here to understand it after it happens, you should expand your understanding of the scope of God just a little bit more.
 
I don't know if you have ever been in a firefight when the shit was flying thick and fast, when the air was filled with flying hot shrapnel and speeding dark bullets, and the percussioning air carried to your ears the noise and the screams...now hold that thought.
 
God can walk through all that as if all were standing still; can pick and choose the fallen; can pluck the shrapnel standing still in the air and nudge the bullet to the left or to the right or to the up or to the down; and make of what seems to be random bloody chaos an instant of intelligent design.
 
Such an involvement of God happened in the recent bombings of three hotels in Amman, Jordan.  Allow me to explain the inexplicable.
 
Three newsworthy deaths of fathers took place.  "Father" fits the "paw" metaphor if you understand that North Dakota Turtle Mountain boys like me call their father Paw.  The three newsworthy paws were the father of the bride, the father of the groom, and a famed Hollywood father of horror film success, who died with his beloved daughter.
 
God is talking to you Christians, Jews and Muslims as God walks through the vineyard where the grapes of wrath are stored; God is asking you Muslims, Jews and Christians if you want to drink the wine of your war with God; and while you Jews, Muslims and Christians might not appreciate what you have just read, you will after the swordsman's three opponents are made into six quivering parts.
 
Space war is Hell.  Amen, Amman.
 

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