Fourth X-Ambush Report

 
Pay no attention to that strong earthquake that took place between South America and Antarctica today or yesterday, nor the erupting volcano in Central America, those are just elements of this Earth's finding new North and South Poles within the next eight years.
 
Instead, follow Fox News' giddy coverage of the confessed murderer of JonBenet Ramsey, learn that he drank champagne on the plane and he visited a sex-change doctor in Bangkok to maybe, perhaps, giggle giggle, have his pee pee cut off, and see live shots of the Los Angeles International Airport where this top news celebrity is scheduled to land many hours later.
 
I am surprised we do not know the frequency and quality of his bowel movements; but we do know he used a real knife and a real fork when he ate his meal, which Fox news says might indicate he is not considered to be a killer by his three burly guards.
 
I suggest this fanatic coverage will create a gaggle of child-murders; and I suggest you can see the fanatic nature of all Fox News' "journalism" in this pitiful example of its work.  This is the same giddy fanaticism you see in its coverage of the great and important issues of the day, half propaganda machine, half supermarket tabloid, gender uncertain.