The X-Ambush

 
I may be a bit premature in telling you this; this is all rather hush-hush; the United States of America entered into an x-ambush a few days ago.  This is a continuation of the two atomic Space War bullets pattern we have been tracking.
 
I suggest the person or persons who have tortured me through the wall for the past three nights be arrested and charged with felony torture.  It will make a big difference in America's death toll.  My neighbor killed at least 100 Americans last night.