The Atomic Joke

I thought today I might tell you something about my secret plan for bringing peace to this, God's Earth.
 
I call this plan, "The Atomic Joke", and it really a divinely comedic joke.
 
If you know my work you might appreciate that "divinely comedic" is a clue or a code in the story of The Atomic Joke.
 
You may find this a bit esoteric, but in Dante's Divine Comedy Dante is guided through Hell by Virgil, the Roman Poet who died just before Christ was born and is said to have anticipated the virgin birth.
 
The Atomic Joke becomes more interesting if you understand that my name, too, is Virgil, and an aspect of this work is my anticipation of the Second Coming of Jesus Christ.
 
So, that said, I will tell you another esoteric aspect of The Atomic Joke.  I started putting The Atomic Joke together about 68 years ago, and if you know I am now only 66 years old you will see this story takes us into the subject of life before birth.
 
So, I am saying that shortly before I was born, actually quite soon before I was conceived, I sat down and thought out The Atomic Joke.  Don't you think this is a very interesting story and the people of the United States of America are doing you a bad turn by not letting me tell it?
 
In my original concept of this joke, this joke, if perfectly told, it would cause all human beings in the world, living and dead, to laugh at the same time.
 
Ah, another esoteric point, "living and dead", but that's another story, one of the secret stories within that most misunderstood religion, Christianity.
 
However, having run smack dab into the cruelty and stupidity of the people of the United States of America, my Atomic Joke has turned out to be short of perfection.
 
As it turns out, I can cause all the human beings in this world, living and dead, to laugh at exactly the same time--all except the people of the United states of  America, living and dead.
 
Said another way, the rest of the world will find this joke very funny, but the Americans will not.
 
The Americans will cry.  The Americans will bitch and moan and gnash their teeth and wonder why they are suffering so; and this is an unplanned part, the rest of the world will find this American suffering funny.
 
For some 33 years the Americans have set out to deliberately make me hate them.  That's why they have tortured and enslaved me since I became history's only audible mental telepath.  That's why they murdered my children.
 
These Americans, they thought somehow they could gain ultimate power over me and destroy my life and my work through causing me to hate them, perhaps force me into madness or suicide or some act of violence that would lead to life-long imprisonment or to that American favorite, to being shot down in the street like a dog.
 
Well, I must admit that the murder of my children got to me, and I had to put myself deep into the wilderness, deep, deep into the wilderness, to prevent myself from putting bullets into faces where bullets should be put, but that, too, is another story..
 
So, now some 33 years after God gave me the gift of audible telepathy, I am watching the American people goose-stepping bumper-to-bumper into Hell, and I might have felt bad about this, and I might have tried to prevent this, had I not been enslaved and tortured by the American people, and had my children not been murdered by the American people.
 
As it is, I am finding it rather amusing to watch this imperfect version of The Atomic Joke  play out.
 
Yes, I hate America.  Yes, I hate America.  Yes, I hate America.  That is what the Americans wanted and that is what the Americans have accomplished.
 
But, you see, the rest of the world hates America, too; and for damn good reasons, just as I hate America for damn good reasons.
 
So, back to the Atomic Joke.  I am going to tell The Atomic Joke to the world on or about October 6, 2005.
 
Regular readers will know October 6 is the approximate date of the West Coast disaster I have been writing about, the disaster I call "Stop Sign", the disaster I am saying will cause this, God's Earth, to pause in its rotation.
 
Now here's the beginning of the funny part, I knew about October 6, 2005, before I was born and before I was conceived.
 
Now don't get all huffy with me and tell me that is not in the Bible, it is not my fault American Christians are Church Mouse Christians who wouldn't know Jesus from Hitler, so petty and so mousy their concept of the Master.
 
I had planned a totally different punch line for October 6, 2005.
 
I had planned it to be a moment of enlightenment and joy, I planned it to have the thrill of a roller coaster ride, but as it turns out that as October 6, 2005 approaches the people of the United States of America are holding some 7,000 nuclear warheads to the temples of the people of the world--with another 3,000 in reserve--and without a doubt the people of the United States of America will use as many of those weapons of mass destruction it takes to conquer the world before the sun sets on 2006.
 
You may have noticed I say "the people" and not "the government".  I know the American people.  Bitter experience with the American people has taught me how much the American people love fascism if it is candy coated enough and if they see in it no cost or danger to themselves in it.
 
Had the Iraqis kissed America's ass rather than kicking it, the American people left, right and center, would have been all for that stupid and fascist invasion.  Still today there is not the slightest concept in America that their murdering thousands of Iraqis to get at one boogeyman has any flaws, tactical or moral, at all.
 
Said another way, the American people will with no hesitation and with much self-praise do unto the people of the world what their forefathers did unto the Native Americans and the Africans, and what they have done and do to God's One True Telepath.
 
The United States of America plans to have conquered the world and murdered most of humanity by the end of 2006, and the people of the United States of America would love it.
 
The key word here is "would", because I am going to play The Atomic Joke on the American people, and those American people left alive after The Atomic Joke is played will be lucky not to have drool running down their chins.
 
Ooops, better stop here.  I don't want to ruin the punch line.  Oh, what the hell.
 
If you look at this work, just the part of this work that is in this journal not the part of this work that was destroyed by America when America shut down my WriterBytes site, you will see I told you in advance about both Katrina and Rita.
 
How could I do this, hell, I could do it because I have been here before and I made notes and took names, but that's that other story.
 
What I want you to do is look at the misery and chaos two little storms, two intentional punishments from God, have caused the United States of America, and appreciate that things are only going to get worse and that the future people will long for the good old days when hurricanes were only category five.
 
I want you to notice that even though I can prove I told you about those storms in advance, and even though I have been documenting events in advance for some 40 years I was still tortured by my cowardly neighbor this morning and I was tortured by cowardly Americans yesterday when I went to the free food bank and to the supermarket, and the so-called President of the United States of America still refuses to emancipate me.
 
And I want you to notice, too, that even though the American news media knows how good this work is it still blacklists me and keeps my work from reaching the public in any but censored and twisted form, and is now working overtime to try to steal the October 6 story from me.
 
Ever heard the phrase, "Reap What You Sow"?  I know it doesn't sound funny yet, but it will after October 6, 2005, unless you are a God-damned American, be you civilian rat, government pig or media weasel.