Proof God Exists

It is very likely I will prove the existence of God over the next two weeks; or perhaps better said, it seems possible I am in a position to document God's proof of God's existence.
 
Many of you will not like this proof; and in the course of this proof those of you who participate in America's torture-enslavement of me will know you have lost your souls.
 
So, tomorrow we open Virgil's Divinity School of Hard Knocks.  Tomorrow let's turn our attention to Jerusalem.