The $1,063 Billion Defeat
"And Jesus was a sailor
"When he walked upon the water
"And he spent a long time watching
"From his lonely wooden tower
"And when he knew for certain
"Only drowning men could see him
"He said..."--from "Suzanne", by Leonard Cohen
I.C. News seems to be running between 24 and 48 hours ahead of the news these days. The bulletin story we were expecting Saturday broke today, Monday, that being the huge financial disaster George W. Bush has given America.
You may recall that report (The $1,061 Billion Defeat) opened with these two paragraphs:
"(TODAY'S REPORT IS PUBLISHED EARLY IN ANTICIPATION OF A BULLETIN LATER TODAY WHICH CONFIRM'S TODAY'S REPORT.)
"For the record, today the American people entered The Valley of the Shadow of Death; and the only reason they are not afraid is that they are too stupid read the road sign, 'Entering The Valley of The Shadow of Death'."
That Entering The Valley of the Shadow of Death road sign I.C. News expected Saturday afternoon is the economy-sinking filing for bankruptcy by Lehman Brothers and the other falling of the financial dominoes we see in the news today.
Of course the Lehman Brothers decision to file for bankruptcy was made before the story broke Monday morning, and before I.C. News' Valley of the Shadow of Death report Saturday, but you are on American journalism time, and American journalism is always behind on the news.
So, while the American people are wondering if they should put their money under their mattresses or leave it in the banks now that George W. Bush has destroyed their country, let's begin the sidebar story I promised yesterday, Proof of the Existence of God.
At I.C. News we document the Future before it takes place, we call this Future Projection; and one of the purposes of this is to prevent Bad Futures.
We are projecting the death of this Earth before the sun rises on 2065 and the extinction of the human race by 2045, and we would like to see the human species at least try to save itself from drowning and disappearing under the waves of Time and History.
Had the United States of America not been so fervently involved in persecuting me, God's One True Telepath, I.C. News could have prevented the wounding of Ronald Reagan, the loss of the space shuttle Challenger, the 911 attack, and many, many other bad events.
Even without I.C. News' constant help from God it is easy to report on the future of the United States of America because the USA is a creature of habit.
Like a deer hunter can look at deer trails in the wilderness and know a deer will pass along there soon, and then lie in wait, lie in wait, dreaming of venison on the supper table, any hunter in the world can wait for America to walk down the same old trail it always walks down.
Of course America is less like a deer and more like Tyrannosaurus Rex, but the principle is the same.
Throughout the Vietnam war, start to finish, from fresh-faced college grad to grizzled combat reporter, I always knew what America would do next--not because I am a military genius but because America is a creature of habit.
I could tell what the American government would do next because it would always deny it would do that next. The American government then, as now, was a transparent liar.
Now consider, Dear Reader, if a young UPI correspondent in Tokyo drinking as much as he could drink and chasing as many women as he could catch knew exactly what America was going to do in Vietnam next, how much better would the Vietnamese generals aligned against the American generals know what America would do next?
America is as easy to read as a child's book with big letters and popup pictures. It always lies to itself; it is always aggressive to the world; it is always the biggest whore in town and it always thinks of itself as Sister Margaret Mary.
You Americans might not like my saying that, you might find that too much truth for your tolerance level--so used you are to America's self-praise and self-pampering--but the world knows the pattern of the T. Rex of nations, and with that knowledge has waited for America's cruel follies to drop it down into the pit it is now in, drop it down into The Valley of the Shadow of Death, having waited for this with dreams of American Monster meat on the supper table.
In reading the pattern of American behavior the observer knows America will always be brutally aggressive to the world and the American people will always see themselves as gentle lambs; that in current terms America will constantly put pressure on Russia and when the pressure becomes great enough to force a Russian response, the lamb-like American people and shepherd-like American news media will see America as totally innocent and Russia as totally guilty.
This is the same with any country in the world under pressure from the United States of America; Venezuela is bad, Bolivia is bad, Iraq is bad, Iran is bad, Afghanistan is bad, Pakistan is bad, "North" Korea is bad, China is bad, Lower Slobovia is bad; and America, sweet America, is good, good, good.
Eat that bullshit if you like, Dear Reader, but bullshit is poisonous.
Now, as promised, and in the context of your little stroll down The Valley of the Shadow of Death, Dear Reader, we begin our proof of the existence of God.
I.C. News' primary news source is God.
It was God who told I.C. News of at least a half dozen airline crashes before they too place.
It was God who told I.C. News of the attacks on Gerald Ford, Ronald Reagan, and John Lennon before they took place.
It was God who told I.C. News of the great tsunami quake before it took place.
It was God who told us of Tim Russert's death before it took place.
It was God who told us of Israel's premeditated murder of Reuters' cameraman Fadel Shana before it took place.
It was God who told us of today's bulletin economic disaster news two days ago.
It was God who told us this Earth will be dead by 2065 and the human race extinct by 2045.
God tells I.C. News about events in advance so I.C. News can build a track record of documenting news events before the take place, and so I.C. News' track record on relatively small disasters can stimulate real human response to the great disasters coming: human extinction within the lifetimes of today's elementary school students and the death of this Earth some 20 years later.
If America were not so bent on torturing and enslaving me, so bent on destroying my evidence as soon as I establish it, the world would know today that God has sat down to the human poker table, and the world--even the T. Rex of nations called the United States of America--would be behaving differently.
And you, Dear Reader, would not be taking your stroll to Hell through The Valley of the Shadow of Death.
"When he walked upon the water
"And he spent a long time watching
"From his lonely wooden tower
"And when he knew for certain
"Only drowning men could see him
"He said..."--from "Suzanne", by Leonard Cohen
I.C. News seems to be running between 24 and 48 hours ahead of the news these days. The bulletin story we were expecting Saturday broke today, Monday, that being the huge financial disaster George W. Bush has given America.
You may recall that report (The $1,061 Billion Defeat) opened with these two paragraphs:
"(TODAY'S REPORT IS PUBLISHED EARLY IN ANTICIPATION OF A BULLETIN LATER TODAY WHICH CONFIRM'S TODAY'S REPORT.)
"For the record, today the American people entered The Valley of the Shadow of Death; and the only reason they are not afraid is that they are too stupid read the road sign, 'Entering The Valley of The Shadow of Death'."
That Entering The Valley of the Shadow of Death road sign I.C. News expected Saturday afternoon is the economy-sinking filing for bankruptcy by Lehman Brothers and the other falling of the financial dominoes we see in the news today.
Of course the Lehman Brothers decision to file for bankruptcy was made before the story broke Monday morning, and before I.C. News' Valley of the Shadow of Death report Saturday, but you are on American journalism time, and American journalism is always behind on the news.
So, while the American people are wondering if they should put their money under their mattresses or leave it in the banks now that George W. Bush has destroyed their country, let's begin the sidebar story I promised yesterday, Proof of the Existence of God.
At I.C. News we document the Future before it takes place, we call this Future Projection; and one of the purposes of this is to prevent Bad Futures.
We are projecting the death of this Earth before the sun rises on 2065 and the extinction of the human race by 2045, and we would like to see the human species at least try to save itself from drowning and disappearing under the waves of Time and History.
Had the United States of America not been so fervently involved in persecuting me, God's One True Telepath, I.C. News could have prevented the wounding of Ronald Reagan, the loss of the space shuttle Challenger, the 911 attack, and many, many other bad events.
Even without I.C. News' constant help from God it is easy to report on the future of the United States of America because the USA is a creature of habit.
Like a deer hunter can look at deer trails in the wilderness and know a deer will pass along there soon, and then lie in wait, lie in wait, dreaming of venison on the supper table, any hunter in the world can wait for America to walk down the same old trail it always walks down.
Of course America is less like a deer and more like Tyrannosaurus Rex, but the principle is the same.
Throughout the Vietnam war, start to finish, from fresh-faced college grad to grizzled combat reporter, I always knew what America would do next--not because I am a military genius but because America is a creature of habit.
I could tell what the American government would do next because it would always deny it would do that next. The American government then, as now, was a transparent liar.
Now consider, Dear Reader, if a young UPI correspondent in Tokyo drinking as much as he could drink and chasing as many women as he could catch knew exactly what America was going to do in Vietnam next, how much better would the Vietnamese generals aligned against the American generals know what America would do next?
America is as easy to read as a child's book with big letters and popup pictures. It always lies to itself; it is always aggressive to the world; it is always the biggest whore in town and it always thinks of itself as Sister Margaret Mary.
You Americans might not like my saying that, you might find that too much truth for your tolerance level--so used you are to America's self-praise and self-pampering--but the world knows the pattern of the T. Rex of nations, and with that knowledge has waited for America's cruel follies to drop it down into the pit it is now in, drop it down into The Valley of the Shadow of Death, having waited for this with dreams of American Monster meat on the supper table.
In reading the pattern of American behavior the observer knows America will always be brutally aggressive to the world and the American people will always see themselves as gentle lambs; that in current terms America will constantly put pressure on Russia and when the pressure becomes great enough to force a Russian response, the lamb-like American people and shepherd-like American news media will see America as totally innocent and Russia as totally guilty.
This is the same with any country in the world under pressure from the United States of America; Venezuela is bad, Bolivia is bad, Iraq is bad, Iran is bad, Afghanistan is bad, Pakistan is bad, "North" Korea is bad, China is bad, Lower Slobovia is bad; and America, sweet America, is good, good, good.
Eat that bullshit if you like, Dear Reader, but bullshit is poisonous.
Now, as promised, and in the context of your little stroll down The Valley of the Shadow of Death, Dear Reader, we begin our proof of the existence of God.
I.C. News' primary news source is God.
It was God who told I.C. News of at least a half dozen airline crashes before they too place.
It was God who told I.C. News of the attacks on Gerald Ford, Ronald Reagan, and John Lennon before they took place.
It was God who told I.C. News of the great tsunami quake before it took place.
It was God who told us of Tim Russert's death before it took place.
It was God who told us of Israel's premeditated murder of Reuters' cameraman Fadel Shana before it took place.
It was God who told us of today's bulletin economic disaster news two days ago.
It was God who told us this Earth will be dead by 2065 and the human race extinct by 2045.
God tells I.C. News about events in advance so I.C. News can build a track record of documenting news events before the take place, and so I.C. News' track record on relatively small disasters can stimulate real human response to the great disasters coming: human extinction within the lifetimes of today's elementary school students and the death of this Earth some 20 years later.
If America were not so bent on torturing and enslaving me, so bent on destroying my evidence as soon as I establish it, the world would know today that God has sat down to the human poker table, and the world--even the T. Rex of nations called the United States of America--would be behaving differently.
And you, Dear Reader, would not be taking your stroll to Hell through The Valley of the Shadow of Death.
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