The $1,069 Billion Defeat
The USA's Ninth Day in The Valley of the Shadow of Death
We are saying, Dear Reader, that God decapitated the United States of America nine days ago, and all the movement you are seeing, all the talking heads on TV, all the political speeches, all the shoppers shopping, all the torturing of God's One True Telepath, everything American, have since then been the equivalent of a decapitated chicken running around a barnyard.
To give a more human example of this post-decapitation activity, it is said that during the French Revolution, when so many people were guillotined, the basket the heads dropped into had to be periodically changed because the dead heads in their final death spasms chewed through the weave.
Who knows, perhaps thoughts even continued in those severed heads for a few minutes until frozen blankness came.
It is said, for example, that an executioner held up the head of Marie Antoinette by her hair and slapped her face just after the blade fell, and she blushed. Was she aware she had been slapped, aware that insult had been added to injury, of was the blushing natural reddening caused by a slap to the face, the little blood vessels of her face still functioning?
Americans reading this likely cannot understand this, because they see themselves functioning as normal, and even the shock of the decapitation of America by God nine days ago has worn off and the TV talking heads are reassuring them all is well or will be well again.
But individual Americans are like cells in the body of America, and the cells in a dead body continue to function for a short while after the body is dead--and that is the functioning the American people are feeling.
You see the point I am attempting to illustrate. The United States of America is dead, God has decapitated the United States of America, and all that is happening now is post-mortem muscular jerking and waning brain wave activity.
A decapitated chicken's brain functions for perhaps a microsecond, a decapitated human being's brain functions for perhaps a minute, a decapitated nation's brain functions for weeks or months--we do not know because this is the first time in our experience God has decapitated a nation and there is no established norm.
This decapitation by God of the United States of America, this flinging by God of the United States of America into The Valley of the Shadow of Death nine days ago, changes I.C. News' self-perceived function considerably.
While I.C. News' function, established by God in 1963, is to write The Obituary of the World, to in effect accurately report this Earth will be dead by 2065 and to give the causes of this Earth's death, we had hoped to reach the nonexistent intellect of the United States of America and convince America to abandon its leading role in humankind's murder of this Earth.
In retrospect, a foolish hope, certainly, but God allows us God's Space Sailors our foolish hopes. God knows we fall in love with humankind like children fall in love with puppies, but God also knows humankind, unlike puppies, never grows into true adulthood.
Pardon me my reverie, but I had so hoped to see America's head remain on its shoulders.
There is something a soldier learns quickly on the battlefield. When he comes upon a buddy dead, he inspects that buddy to make sure that buddy is dead, but dwells there no longer once he knows. He is in a battle and the battle goes on even though his buddy is dead.
Of course, I.C. News' mission now changes from trying to help America stay alive because we see it on the battlefield of God's Space War, decapitated and dead, so we continue our work in that new reality.
Humankind outside the United States of America is not yet decapitated, but it will die bit by bit, nation by nation, race by race, until humankind goes extinct in about 2045 if it does not learn from the example of Dead America.
So America, dead and damned America, can still fulfill a planet-saving function through the example of the gradual ending of is post-death convulsions, those convulsions which began nine days ago when God decapitated the torture-beast, America.
Let's watch those convulsions, Dear Earthlings, and I suggest you learn from them lest God decapitate your nations, too.
In general terms, the United States of America will no longer exist after October 1, 2008.
We are saying, Dear Reader, that God decapitated the United States of America nine days ago, and all the movement you are seeing, all the talking heads on TV, all the political speeches, all the shoppers shopping, all the torturing of God's One True Telepath, everything American, have since then been the equivalent of a decapitated chicken running around a barnyard.
To give a more human example of this post-decapitation activity, it is said that during the French Revolution, when so many people were guillotined, the basket the heads dropped into had to be periodically changed because the dead heads in their final death spasms chewed through the weave.
Who knows, perhaps thoughts even continued in those severed heads for a few minutes until frozen blankness came.
It is said, for example, that an executioner held up the head of Marie Antoinette by her hair and slapped her face just after the blade fell, and she blushed. Was she aware she had been slapped, aware that insult had been added to injury, of was the blushing natural reddening caused by a slap to the face, the little blood vessels of her face still functioning?
Americans reading this likely cannot understand this, because they see themselves functioning as normal, and even the shock of the decapitation of America by God nine days ago has worn off and the TV talking heads are reassuring them all is well or will be well again.
But individual Americans are like cells in the body of America, and the cells in a dead body continue to function for a short while after the body is dead--and that is the functioning the American people are feeling.
You see the point I am attempting to illustrate. The United States of America is dead, God has decapitated the United States of America, and all that is happening now is post-mortem muscular jerking and waning brain wave activity.
A decapitated chicken's brain functions for perhaps a microsecond, a decapitated human being's brain functions for perhaps a minute, a decapitated nation's brain functions for weeks or months--we do not know because this is the first time in our experience God has decapitated a nation and there is no established norm.
This decapitation by God of the United States of America, this flinging by God of the United States of America into The Valley of the Shadow of Death nine days ago, changes I.C. News' self-perceived function considerably.
While I.C. News' function, established by God in 1963, is to write The Obituary of the World, to in effect accurately report this Earth will be dead by 2065 and to give the causes of this Earth's death, we had hoped to reach the nonexistent intellect of the United States of America and convince America to abandon its leading role in humankind's murder of this Earth.
In retrospect, a foolish hope, certainly, but God allows us God's Space Sailors our foolish hopes. God knows we fall in love with humankind like children fall in love with puppies, but God also knows humankind, unlike puppies, never grows into true adulthood.
Pardon me my reverie, but I had so hoped to see America's head remain on its shoulders.
There is something a soldier learns quickly on the battlefield. When he comes upon a buddy dead, he inspects that buddy to make sure that buddy is dead, but dwells there no longer once he knows. He is in a battle and the battle goes on even though his buddy is dead.
Of course, I.C. News' mission now changes from trying to help America stay alive because we see it on the battlefield of God's Space War, decapitated and dead, so we continue our work in that new reality.
Humankind outside the United States of America is not yet decapitated, but it will die bit by bit, nation by nation, race by race, until humankind goes extinct in about 2045 if it does not learn from the example of Dead America.
So America, dead and damned America, can still fulfill a planet-saving function through the example of the gradual ending of is post-death convulsions, those convulsions which began nine days ago when God decapitated the torture-beast, America.
Let's watch those convulsions, Dear Earthlings, and I suggest you learn from them lest God decapitate your nations, too.
In general terms, the United States of America will no longer exist after October 1, 2008.
posted by Virgil Kret at 6:31 PM
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